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|1-Bloody bike tyres!
By Dead Head / NFA
Well here I am, new to this stuff an all so I thought that I'd best
join the trend and 'ave a bit of a good moan. Obviously (sod the bloody
spelling!) this a rant about bike tyres and the fact that theyr'e so
damn awkward to get off, and then even harder to get back on again.
I've just spent ages trying to get Dick-bels (ask Budda)
f*ckin'-bloody-wont-budge- for-a-cadburys-cream-egg tyre back on his
bike, and what for? to get myself covered in the sh*te that was all
over the back wheel!
Now I know that I'm not mr D.I.Y 95 (or any other year for that
matter) but why the hell are they so difficult to fix. I mean you spend
forever trying to find the hole (thats usually about the size of a gnats
bollox) and by the time you find something to mark it with youv'e lost
the little bastard!!!! (what can U use to write on black any way).
Oh bugger, once you've managed to fix this (thats like trying to get
some change off a scottish bloke, ie near impossible) you have to put
the bloody tyre back on. Usually this tyre is about as tight as a nuns,
c*nt and so thre is eventually about 6 of you trying to put this god
damn tyre on. And once this is finished and you jump on your bike you
can be sure that THE BASTARDS GONNA GO DOWN!!!!@*&.
Right thats it Ive had enough, I'm gettin the bus.
|1-Dead Head
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